BREAK UP RULES..... Apples and cherries....

I think it is should be a book..... yes, yes, a book of "proper break ups", so no one gets hurt.
Don't you hate break ups?!
My girlfriend's boyfriend broke up with her over the email, she was devastated, won't you be?!
I mean after been with a person for about a year do you think it is fair?!
Break up phone call.... break up email, break up letter.....
hmmmmmm.......
no break up at all?! ha ha ha.
Why do people get together, like each other, get into the relationships at all?!
What is the point if break up is unavoidable.....
Everything ends.......
It is a circle, rule of life....
It starts, develops, ends.
There are so many choices.
I mean who wants to eat apples all life, if there are cherries, and pineapples, and oranges, and peaches, and raspberries, and blueberries........
you are getting the point, right?!
 Who wants to go on vacations just to Bora Bora, every year, just Bora Bora,
nope,
boring,
routine,
you are excited first time,
may be second one,
but after that you want something different.
The same with people, with relationships.
It is exciting when it is fresh, when it is new.
And after that it is a circle, we add routine, we add fights, we add arguments, misunderstanding, mismatching, raised voices, tears, slammed doors, nights without sleep, disappointment, and it is over, ruined, finished, ended.
It has to be an agreement couples have to sign before to get into the relationship,
like a marriage agreement before the wedding.
Couples have to agree on how they are going to break up.
Like "no break up emails", or "no cheating before breaking up", or "no screaming, crying, fighting". Or "break ups only on Mondays and Thursdays from 10 am until 2pm", or "no break ups when I am hungry", or "no break ups when I am pms-ing".......
What do you think?!